alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

lovelymidnamage:

demengineerz:

Select Your Character

I cannot stop laughing at pikachu jesusshc

snizzydoesit:


tiaroar:

kinghuevos:

klk-td:

The game all kids wanted

Whoever wanted Jumanji aint watch the movie. I’m good.

Lmfao

I got that bitch for Christmas one year and it STAYED in the plastic 

snizzydoesit:

tiaroar:

kinghuevos:

klk-td:

The game all kids wanted

Whoever wanted Jumanji aint watch the movie. I’m good.

Lmfao

I got that bitch for Christmas one year and it STAYED in the plastic 

stunningpicture:

Took my dad to see if his first car was still where he left it when its engine seized — 40 years ago. It was.

stunningpicture:

Took my dad to see if his first car was still where he left it when its engine seized — 40 years ago. It was.

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

alittleofthat:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.
I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

She got them Michelle Obama arms, I’d vote for her.
Crush her opposition with those bad girls.

alittleofthat:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.

I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

She got them Michelle Obama arms, I’d vote for her.

Crush her opposition with those bad girls.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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